Dinghleberry

I got in a fight with B this morning which is still "To Be Continued." He is playing a game of entrapment and I just don't want to follow his rules. I thought to myself, "I wish Amy was here to mediate" but then I realized she has long-since boarded the dinghy of life. If only she were here, we could settle this once and for all. She would be fair and equitable and would have strong conviction that Branden should release me from his exploitation and return my "30 Rock" and "ANTM: Cycle 1" DVDS.

The fight made me think about my life and whether the dinky was the right choice. Perhaps I should have joined Amy through that long canal. Maybe things would be better for everyone that way.

Another thing that disturbed me was the fact that Natalie did not make the cut on "So You Think You Can Dance." She wasn't even asked to dance for her life. I thought again about Amy and how she transformed from God's girl to a true Patron Saint of acceptable promiscuity and divine movement. I hope the dinghy realizes how lucky it is.

As for you B, I'll see you in court. Dinky court. Where the conductor is regal and sophisticated and immune to your trickery.