So, I made it. I actually took a plane, not a dinghy--sorry to disappoint, but you know, one day ONE day, I'll take that voyage the right way.
But, yes, I made it, despite being bitched out by the curbside check-in representative for my 81lb bag, which, by the way, I named "big papa" as an homage to my fave Real Housewife of Atlanta. Sneering, he told me that instead of charging me 14 billion dollars for it being too heavy AND too big, he would only charge me for the heavy portion, a modest 7 billion dollar fee--on the condition, of course, that "I never, ever, EVER travel with that bag again."
Then just when I thought I had survived, dbag mc-check-in bitched me out AGAIN, when not knowing the protocol, I failed to tip him (WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO LEARN THESE RULES?). "I just saved you 7 billion dollars, ma'am, and you're just gonna walk away?" Six dollars later, I was on my way. And to think this all could have been avoided had I opted for the damn dinghy.
Everything was okay, though, when having landed in Atl and loaded up "big papa" into big mama's (she's actually quite trim) car, we stopped at a gas station where everyone in view was barefoot. For some reason, that got me pumped about this next chapter.
Dinghy dong, I'm home.
Amy